Every scribe instructed in the kingdom of heaven, is like a householder, who brings out of his treasury new things and old. (Mt 13:52)
Friday, 18 May 2007
How to get rid of the parish debt!
H/T to Mulier Fortis for this handy tip. Apparently, what I have to do is not use my garden to rear pigs, whereupon I will receive a subsidy of £3000. Will I get double for not rearing pigs in the church car park too?